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Badass

by Flaska

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1.
The Badass Beergull 04:08
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The Badass Beergull Avagy a Tökös Sörály We’ve escaped from the gallows, and running to the docks, The guards are shooting with arrows, They pursuit us with dogs. A ship was about to sail away, we’ve climbed up to the board but before we leave the bay We kill the mercenary horde. The ship’s captain was so angry, He swore me with a curse He wanted a duel with me I answered with these words: ||: God has forgotten us and Devil doesn’t care, So let’s go and fight with us If you’re fool enough to dare. : || „Choose a weapon, gun or sword?” I chose the shiny blade, I think he was a bit to bold, and didn’t seem to be afraid. I smiled and taught it will be fun His last day will this be, So I grabbed my hidden gun And shot him to the knee. „I will torture your damned body, you’ll be eaten by rats!” Blame yourself, it’s your fault, buddy, You shouldn’t challange pirates. ||: God has forgotten us and Devil doesn’t care, So let’s go and fight with us If you’re fool enough to dare. : || 3x It was a good day to murder, we don’t run anymore, we sail the seas now further, and have fun with every whore. There’s just one thing to be done: The ship’s name!It’s awful... So I gave it a cooler one: The Badass Beergull. YAR-YAR-YAR-YAR-HAR-HARR YAR-YAR-YAR-YAR-HAR-HARR
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Dance on the waves 03:11
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Dance on the waves A pirate doesn't care about the laws written by turncoats who count money all the day and violate oaths. He spits into the noble's face right between the eyes and hates all those bastards who think they are wise. Refrain: A heavy sea is running, the wind rips our sails, We enjoy this crazy dance and ride on the waves. But there are two huge powers on this wavy world That makes a pirate saluting without a single word: The wind can bring your ship back home Or to the "bloody hell" The sea can swallow everything no one hears your yell Refr. If you don't respect them your fate will be bad you can't do anything they choose: alive or dead Refr.
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Kraken' roll! 04:23
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Kraken' roll! In hope of fun and girls we sail to the east But the rumor has it there lives a horrible beast After a long time we noticed in sight Not one but two monsters were in a fight The captain said: Enjoy the show!Watch who wins Let's sell their trophies, we'll live like kings One of them dies pull it's head on the board Take it to the market for loads of gold Refr A: Show no mercy kill it you bitch! We cut its head off and we'll be rich. Show no mercy 'n get our treasure If you'd be quick thad would be pleasure. Captain's speech: "Listen my men! Look at this two great enemies of the sailors!See these legendary creatures! They have been decreasing our numbers, killing our fellowers so long. But now they ar fighting against each other. Let us be patient during this battle. Wait!Until one of them is dead! Than we will take the looser's head. The emperor will give us tonns of treasure. We will live like kings forever.Or better! Like gods." So we just watched and made our bets Kraken or Cthulhu will sink to the depths Our minds are full of rum 'n pictures of wealth 'till these fuckers battle to the bloody death The match lasts since many days now One of them should die in no time somehow As we waiting for the morderous hit We're tired, hungry and thirsty as shit Refr A (2x) The Kraken won, Cthulhu lost the battle For his victory let's open the last bottle. The corpse is sunken, there's nothing to offer The captain has lied to us, he deserves to suffer! Crew's rebellion: "WHERE'S THE HEAD, CAPTAIN? WHERE IS IT? WE sacraficed our last 40 days for nothing?!?! Now you will suffer...PALS!Bind his legs and arms!Let's keelhaul this fucker! To the plank with him!Say "hello" to Cuthulhu in our name! We hope the emperor will pay a lot of gold for a corpse of a famous pirate captain!" Refr B (2x) Show no mercy and keelhaul that bitch! Give him to the cityguards and we'll be rich. Show no mercy and spit in his face! and get the fuck off from this cursed place.
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The Moaning Siren 02:46
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The Moaning Siren After a glorious plunderful day With gold in our pockets we've reached the bay Our clothes are dirty, we're tired as hell Our throates are thirsty, we could drink as well But before sinking in rum and get our money spent We'll have some nasty time in The Moaning Siren It is a brothel in the heart of the harbor Girls will give you there more love than Amor Refr.: Raise your flask for their beauty To make you happy is their duty One more girl and one more tankard Let's have fun you lucky,filthy bastard! The madam of the M.S. knows us by name She'll turn you into a beggar if you're too lame When she sees us at the front of the door She smiles and leads us to the first floor On the bed lays my well payed love I throw off my pants and I get above She is so naughty and can't get enough does not care if you are too rough Refr. I spend all my money For such a nice body Now come to me honey nasty little bunny Her legs are so nice totally worth the price I want to do it twice It takes me to the paradise There comes the sun it's time to end the fun And now I am done What an awesome run! My time is up and my pocket is empty So I have to leave the room poor but gently It's the best brothel around the world To the Hell with those who say at it a bad word! On the way to the Beergull,I saw a man on the street He was drunk and rude,couldn't stand on his feet I looked over and didn't see the guards around So I stole his gold and went to the Siren FOR ONE MORE ROUND

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released February 3, 2015

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